Deadly 60s Factbook: Minibeasts, Spiders and Insects - reviewed by Simeon

This book is about tons of deadly creatures and insects. Some as long as your arm. Here are some of my favourite facts in this fact book:

• They are at the very least 350 species of beetles, more than an other type of animal!
• The longest stick insect is 56.7cm, possibly as long as your arm!
• The biggest giant Weta (a bug) weighs up to 71g, more than three times the weight of a house mouse!
• The ant lion (another bug) digs a conical pit in sandy ground and sits half buried at the bottom, waiting to seize other insects that wander by and tumble into the trap
• A Hercules Beetle can lift an awesome 850 times its own weight. That's like a human lifting 10 elephants!

I would recommend this book to anyone who likes Deadly 60 and likes facts.

Captain Underpants and the big Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy Part 1 and part 2 - reviewed by Simeon

This is another novel of Captain Underpants! It is a very very funny book and it is about a mean boy that's a scientist turning into a giant monster covered in snot, called bionic booger boy. He turns into it when he went home after school, after he had created a Combine-o-tron 2000 and combined himself and a robot. When he was combining he sneezed, so the snot got combined as well! And that's how he turned into the bionic booger boy. He asked Harold and George to make a book about him being very good, and the best and the king. The book was about Melvin, who made a robot monster, and he made tons of new rules about him being the new mayor. There was no humming, no smiling, no talking, no reading signs, no wedgies, no stinky feet, no marveling at nature, no burping, and no stopping to smell the roses.

Part 2 of this story is also very funny, because when Melvin and Captain Underpants changed back to their normal selves, Melvin got the brain of Captain Underpants, and Captain Underpants got the brain of Melvin! The story finishes by Melvin being able to fly and Captain Underpants not being able to fly, even though he can still change into Captain Underpants. And so Melvin smacks Captain Underpants on the bottom with his sheet that he uses as a cape. Then, Harold and George blast Captain Underpants and Melvin with the Combine-O-Tron 2000, and they change back to themselves once again.

DEMON DENTIST DAVID WALLIAMS ISLA

DARKNESS HAD COME TO THE TOWN.STRANGE THINGS WERE HAPPERNING IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.CHILDREN WOULD PUT A TOOTH UNDER THEIR PILLOW FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY,BUT IN THE MORNING THEY WOULD FIND... A DEAD SLUG ; A LIVE SPIDER, HUNDREDS OF EARWIGS CREEPING AND CRAWLING BENEATH THEIR PILLOW.
EVIL WAS AT WORK. BUT WHO OR WHAT WAS BEHIND IT?






THIS BOOK IS FUNNY,A TEENY BIT SCARY AND DISCUSTING.(ALL THIS IS GOOD)
IT'S ALL ABOUT ALFIE AND HIS EVIL,CRUEL,MEAN ENERMY MISS ROOT.(BASICALLY MISS ROOT IS BAD.)I WOULD RECOMEND THIS BOOK IF YOU ENJOY TOM GATES.

I'm still not a Loser

Jim Smith

Isla

You know when someone's horrible to you
in a dream and you wake up and your really                                                     
annoyed with them? That's what happened                                
to me and my best friend Bunky.






This book is really funny and twice as good as I am nit a Loser.
I would rate it 5 stars and a half .

HETTY FEATHER   
JACQUELINE WILSON
ISLA

This book is really sad and adventurous.
Hetty's mother leaves her at a foundling hospital when she's a baby.
Soon Hetty moves to the country, and meets Jem her  childhood sweetheart.
But when Hetty is 5 she has to go back to the hospital and they do horrible things to her.
Hetty is always searching for her mum.
Will she ever find her?
10/10                                                                                                         

I'm nit a Loser
JiM SMITH
ISLA



THIS BOOK IS BRILLIANT!
IF YOU LIKE TOM GATES YOU WILL LOVE THIS.
IT IS ALL ABOUT A BOY CALLED BARRY LOSER
WHO FINDS OUT HE CAN BE IN FEEKO'S NIT
SHAMPOO ADVERT EASILY.
BUT HE DECIDES WHEN THE DIRECTOR SAYS HE NEEDS TO PRACTISE ON HIS ROLLER SKATES THAT
HE DOSN'T WANT TO KILL INOCCENT INCECTS.
I WOULD RATE THIS BOOK 10/10

 

Macbeth by shakespare

Once upon a time there was a king called Duncan he was very wise and old.
Suddenly a servant rushed in with a wounded solider covered in dripping blood. Meanwhile Macbeth was fighting bravely. When Duncan heard the news he said that he would hold a feast for Macbeth.
Macbeth wanted to kill Duncan, so that night Macbeth sneaked into Duncans room and stabbed him
right in the heart

This book is very sad and has a lot of killing in it. I liked it because it makes me feel like Im the
king. I read a childrens version of this story so it was easier to understand.