This is a really good book about this boy called Dirty Bertie. And one day he was going to school. It was school book day and he went in as Cunt Dracula. And one of his supply teachers came in as Count Dracula as well. And Bertie thought the teacher he was drinking blood for his lunch. So he decided to steal the teacher's keys and go into his shed so that's what he did. And then the supply teacher came and Bertie locked the supply teacher in the shed and then there was a really weird sound coming from the shed that afternoon. Then the supply teacher came into classroom and he said that Bertie stole his keys and trapped him in his own shed. But Bertie said "But I have proof now!" And the supply teacher said "But proof of what?" "That you are a real vampire" said Bertie. "That was only my tomato soup for lunch" said the teacher.
There are three stories in then book and that was the first one. The second one is about Dirty Bertie going to the hairdresser's and the third one is about Dirty Bertie going to get some new shoes.
I like this book because it is really really funny and it is also quite weird and I like weird books. I would recommend this book to anyone who likes funny books.
Super! Mrs Armstrong
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